Referee Watch

[stirred]

What are you talking about? Something Elanga related?

"rar avar svar" is a Swedish phrase that translates to "rare and special."

[Fumanchew]

What are you talking about? Something Elanga related?

"rar avar svar" is a Swedish phrase that translates to "rare and special."

im assuming Avar is assistant var but what’s the rest?

[stirred]

Aah! AI reckoned it was Swedish!

Assistant and support var, maybe support var draws the lines on the screen like a drunken sailor while the var and assistant var decide whether it suits their team and current bets.

Reserve Assistant Referee? Basically jobs for the boys (and girl) to milk the gravy train.

From the BBC;
“The average salary for these referees is £180,000, with a match fee being added on top of that.
Some of these SG1 referees will earn extra for officiating European and international matches.
Referees' chief Howard Webb recently told EFL clubs that the average salary for assistant referees is £110,000.”

[Tricky]

Right.............. lets try and decipher what the above roles are:-

Referee - Mostly a self opinionated arsehole who thinks he is bigger than the game. (Note: Female referees havent got to this stage yet. They are still evolving)
Assistant Referees - Basically 2 Referee's arse lickers and NEVER go against their master (the Referee)
4th Official - Managers punchbag during the game
VAR - Vertical Anal Rammer
AVAR - Assistant Vertical Anal Rammer
SVAR - Substitute Vertical Anal Rammer (in case of premature ending by VAR)
RAR - Rest and Recovery (Masseuse for all involved at Stockley Park)

:Rifting:

[Salvatore Matrecano]

Darren England. Absolute weapon tonight, worst we've had in months.

[pennhillred]

Horrific. Lost control of the game right away. Stunned there wasn’t a sending off.

Doesn’t excuse our performance, but he was abysmal.

[Username]

Four minutes injury time was a joke

[ozzyten10]

He lost control and fell for the shothousing. Gave some proper shit decisions all night. None led to goals but affected the flow of the game.

[Sniffer Dog (Admin)]

Darren England. Absolute weapon tonight, worst we've had in months.

Yes, not blaming him for the defeat but he was a total bell.

[Username]

He lost control and fell for the shothousing. Gave some proper S**t decisions all night. None led to goals but affected the flow of the game.

His shithousery was worse than there, took him 15 seconds to get into position every time he blew the whistle

[Sausage Roll]

He lost control and fell for the shothousing. Gave some proper S**t decisions all night. None led to goals but affected the flow of the game.

Nope none led to goals but they could easily have been down to ten men before taking the lead. Lewis-Potter lucky to avoid a second yellow when he body-checked Aina.

[Paplane]

He lost control and fell for the shothousing. Gave some proper S**t decisions all night. None led to goals but affected the flow of the game.

Nope none led to goals but they could easily have been down to ten men before taking the lead. Lewis-Potter lucky to avoid a second yellow when he body-checked Aina.

I guess he thought if he gives Potter a red then he'd be handing 3 other players reds too. He started the bookings too early and gave himself nowhere to go. It's wasn't a nasty game, just two committed sides.