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Last year, it was suggested to me to put manure on my Strawberries...................

This year, I've decided to stick with clotted cream!!!
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(02-04-2021, 11:41 AM)Tricky Wrote: Last year, it was suggested to me to put manure on my Strawberries...................

This year, I've decided to stick with clotted cream!!!

Don't give up your day job tricky Tongue
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(02-04-2021, 11:41 AM)Tricky Wrote: Last year, it was suggested to me to put manure on my Strawberries...................

This year, I've decided to stick with clotted cream!!!

Big Grin Big Grin
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(02-04-2021, 11:55 AM)Sniffer Dog Wrote:
(02-04-2021, 11:41 AM)Tricky Wrote: Last year, it was suggested to me to put manure on my Strawberries...................

This year, I've decided to stick with clotted cream!!!

Don't give up your day job tricky Tongue

Big Grin Big Grin
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Can't wait to have my first pint on monday.    Smile
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New consortium ready to buy Derby.

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(17-05-2021, 03:24 PM)Sniffer Dog Wrote: New consortium ready to buy Derby.

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“This time next year Rooney...”
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My Wife has got great tits!!



They are a lovely pair!



She let me share this pic of them in her bra with my fellow Reds supporters.

Enjoy!!!!!!


   

You mucky minded sods!!!
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****True facts****

1. In the 1400s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.

Hence we have 'the rule of thumb.'

2. Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...

Ladies Forbidden'... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

3. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David,

Hearts - Charlemagne,

Clubs -Alexander the Great,

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

4. In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... 'goodnight, sleep tight.'

5. It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink.

Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

6. Since 1990, Derby fans have said they are going to win the league at the start of every football season, hence the phrase ‘deluded t**t’.
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Damn. Darren Pratley has just signed for Orient.

We'll never sign him now.
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