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#31
I was behind a lovely little Asian lady in the bank who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.

She said to the clerk,"Yesterday I got two hunat dolla for yen, today I only get hunat eighty! Why it change?"

The clerk shrugged and said, "Fluctuations."...to which she replied...."And fluc you white people too!"
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#32
As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife.
She turns over and says, "I'm sorry, honey.
I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh."
The husband sadly turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife.
"Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"
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#33
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
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#34
Why are Catholic priests called father?

Because "Daddy" would be too suspicious.
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#35
Ho chow calls into work and say's ,,"i no come work today,i really sick.Got head ache ,stomach ache,and legs hurt,i no come work ....The boss says,"You know something Ho chow,i really need you today..when i feel sick like you do ,i go to my wife and tell her to give me sex..That makes everything better and i go to work..You try that.'Two hours later Ho chow calls again"I do what you say and i feel great..I be at work soon...........You got nice house....


Hello All,this my first post ,i like the new look forum,im liking new look Forest,and im hoping this time next year we are all looking forward to premier league fixtures....
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#36
My wife came home from work to find me sitting watching the football..
"I've decided I'm leaving you, all you do is talk about football you think about nothing else," she said. "I'm also seeing someone else truth be told".
"Really?" I replied. "What team does he support?"
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#37
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says,
"Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."
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#38
14 year old Billy gets up at 3 am to go to the bathroom sees Dad doing mum doggy style because they left the door open.Dad sees him gives him a wink and a grin and carries on rogering mum..
3 nights later Dad gets up for a piss walks past Grandmas door which is open to get the shock of his life when he sees
Billy banging Grandma..."WHAT THE f**k BILLY" he screams!
"Billy replies (without missing a stroke)..
"Not so f*****g funny when its YOUR MUM is it?"
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#39
Did you hear about the Derby fan who rubbed viagra in his eyes cos he wanted to look hard!!!!!!
''My Desire is always to be here, oh City Ground''.
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#40
A chicken walks into a library .Book..Librarian gives him a book..The second day chicken goes into the library .Book.Librarian gives him a book..The third day chicken walks into library . book,librarian now bit suspicious wondering whats happening to all the books, follows the chicken downstairs, spots the chicken outside talking to a frog ....Read it Read it Read it.



A lot easier to say than write...

Might have been funnier if i had put reddit reddit ..Appologies
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#41
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.

One goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to Spain and is named Juan.

Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum.

Upon receiving it, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband said: "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
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#42
The hosepipe ban has just been lifted - I’m so happy I’ve just wet my plants.
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#43
A friend has a company that sells exploding prayer mats to the Middle East.
It is so successful that prophets are going through the roof.
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#44
You won’t be hearing from me for a while. The police are investigating me for stealing swimming pool inflatables.
I gotta lilo...
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#45
Last night the local peeping Tom knocked on my mother-in-laws' door, and asked her to shut her blinds.
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