03-02-2019, 12:47 AM
(03-02-2019, 12:07 AM)Redgirl Wrote: I deliberately didn’t look at the team today, I deliberately didn’t look at result until 5 o’clock, I deliberately didn’t go on the forum until 9 tonight.
surely that is cheating, no wonder you have a life and happiness
we set out with meticulous plans to achieve total despair and disillusionment
1. check into the forum at 9.30, refresh and read every post until 14.55
2. desperately search around for a river and commentary and fail
3. refresh and read every match day comment during the match, watch final score which is becoming increasingly mediocre
4. view match stats, possession, chances, corners and cards
5. slump, head in hands on conceding
6. find and old episode of Columbo which is half way through, count up the 'just one more question' until reaches double figures
7. check if tyler or Jorge have scored to bring oneself back from suicide
8. Try and feel confident about the next fixture even though they came back from 0.2 down to win 5.2
9. Compound despair edging towards total disillusionment reading every single post vaguely related to NFFC until midnight
Just another day in paradise