Stevie Cooper

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You’re in town on a Saturday night traipsing in and out of various bars, but quite frankly every one of them is terrible. They are all jam packed, the beer is warm and overpriced, the locals are all looking like they want to fight you.
Suddenly and unexpectedly just as you are about to give up and go home you walk into the Coopers Arms.  Wow, its friendly, the drinks are spot on, the music is great, you feel you belong there and lo and behold you’re chatting up the best looking girl in the whole place. You want to stay there all night.
Then your mate taps you on the shoulder and says Come on we’re leaving. You ask why? He says because we’ve heard theres somewhere even better, its called Rafa’s,  paradise on earth apparently.
So reluctantly you leave and walk into Rafas. It turns out to be the place you were in earlier in the evening that was terrible.
You run back to the Coopers Arms but the bouncers won’t let you in and you can see the girl you were talking to wrapped around another bloke.
The end.

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