22-08-2021, 02:39 PM
(This post was last modified: 22-08-2021, 02:40 PM by Strawberry Avenger.)
(22-08-2021, 12:08 AM)PsychoStanleyStone Wrote:(21-08-2021, 11:47 PM)Madforit Wrote: I'd be surprised if we can afford to sack the useless ####.
Dane: Chris, you know 3pm on a saturday, it's good of you to turn up, i just wondered, it's just that the idea is you manage the team from the touchline, make tactical changes, substitutions and scream at the 4th official now and again, you thought about trying any of this stuff
Chris: I was wondering about that
Dane: It's ok Chris we all forget stuff now and then, anyway while we are down to it, did you know that if you get the lads to score a few goals we get more points?
Chris: That sounds great Dane, anyway while we are down to it, how about you put your fkkkkg hand in your pocket and sign some fkkkkg players? No offence Dane but Mark got 5, Aitor got 50, Sabri got 15, even Martin got 3 plus Sammy Ammy and all i got was 2 rather past it loans, seems so unfair this club Dane.
Dane: Look Chris i only got this gig because i looked so cool in me WW2 super long grey coat, anyway, can you explain 'signing players' it's all new to me
Chris: Are you from Barnsley Dane? I'm worried about this Heckingbottom he was odds on to get this job instead of Aitor a few years back, I mean he's never won a league game, didn't get Shef U to score 1 goal, he's never really managed and noone knows owt about him, anyway should i be worried?
Dane: Yes Chris
:) Had me at 'Hello.' (How do we know it was Dane Chris was talking to and not a straw scarecrow in a trench coat?
Aitor got 50. Heh, heh.
SA.